A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
Wooden tit
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“To judge a man by his weakest link or deed is like judging the power of the ocean by one wave.”
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One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
« Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. »
- Hocus Pocus (Kurt Vonnegut)
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sometimes people who are sad dont always need the “it gets better talk”
sometimes people just want to hear “you are sad, you are trying your best, and it’s okay. you’re okay and you’re alive and that’s a big accomplishment”
because i know for myself unconditional optimism gets really fucking annoying. sometimes i just want to be sad and have it be okay that im sad.
don’t make me feel weirder than i already do in my own skin.
« If you’re in pitch blackness, all you can do is sit tight until your eyes get used to the dark. »
- Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via erikaftw)
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